Took the kiddo to Imajine That, an indoor playground since it was rainy and lousy. They have climbing structure, slides, a bouncy house, craft areas and a rack of costumes and hats and stuff to play dress up.
My son winds up wearing a hardhat, safety vest and fairy wings, and has a knight's shield strapped on his arm.
Vessel of the Clan's Hopes and Dreams: "Daddy! Look at me!"
Me: "What are you? A fairy knight construction worker?"
VotCHaD: "Yes."
Me: "That's different."
VotCHaD: "We need to build a bridge for the fairies, then defend it against the trolls."
Me: "...OK then. Strong work."